Vote for the Worst Kids’ Show on TV: FINAL ROUND
Ok. So who had Dora and Barney going all the way? My money was on Dora and Caillou with Caillou winning, so I was only a third right. I was going to photoshop Dora’s head on to Barney’s body, but then I realized that 1) I don’t have photoshop and 2) it is probably scarier left to the imagination.
OR IS IT?
Swipe that, motherswipers!
I have no opinion on Barney. I am too old for him to have affected my youth and Spencer isn’t interested. Admittedly, I haven’t tried to interest Spencer, but he uses the remote for the netflix where you can sort by character and he always skips right past that purple dinosaur.
Dora, on the other hand, I have very strong feelings about. So much yelling! The whole Swiper thing is problematic and I’m not sure how cultural it really is. Plus, Spencer always makes me read him the Dora books in the bookstore; I do the spanish parts in English. I don’t really buy the whole it teaches kids Spanish thing either, because Spencer watches it ALL THE TIME and only knows hola, pelota and uno. The uno thing might actually be from the card game anyways.
So. On to the votes. This is the very last round and voting ends on Thursday night. The “winner” will be announced on Friday.